swangoose 2016 | ontd

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN~

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Aug 04, 2010 18:40

TIME FOR MORE CAPTIONS

TODAY'S THEME IS COMPETITION FLUFF, WITH SOME SWANGOOSE AND A RANDOM PIECE ABOUT COSTUMES. ENJOY.

( YOUR BROWSER IS ABOUT TO BE WHELMED )

you're a tacky ass bitch, random idk, which i don't even know what that is, yes it's a sport too, swangoose 2016

And now for your weekly (?) post of Johnny-Evan nostalgia.

aurora_84 wrote in ontd_skating May 03, 2010 03:01

The year is 2006, the event is the Campell's Cup. Evan is skating to Carmen, while Johnny is being interviewed ( Read more... )

don't worry my sweet mongoose, swangoose otp, when you see it, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, swangoose 2016, where my evan toleraters at, johnny weir

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG LIKE WE USED TO?

the_sell_out wrote in ontd_skating Apr 30, 2010 18:44

INSIDE STORY: Evan Lysacek and Johnny Weir 'At War'

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lol i don't evan, you won gold? we didn't know, really???, don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, don't worry my sweet mongoose, i'm whelmed right now, keep on broing, picture of rugged american masculinity, damn usa what happened?, how you say it; a bro?, i c, dude..., diva bitch whore from hell, i made my mistakes, possessed by the power of orange, johnny wuz robbed, where my evan toleraters at, swangoose 2016, this is a disastuh, what don't you fucking understand, how is this possible., brb cutting myself, things will get better friend, you're a tacky ass bitch, that was really clever for evan, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxe, swangoose otp, umm..., orangeliness is next to broliness, johnny weir

JOHNNY DESERVED THE PLACE HE GOT AT THE OLYMPICS

byronsbitch wrote in ontd_skating Apr 29, 2010 15:47

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

ONTD_SKATING EDITION

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sasha cohen, agents of the illuminati, evan lysaboutlikingchicks, a really cute sweet tiger, nbc sucks, would that i be a sequin upon his arm, i'm whelmed right now, it's a kind of seal island, frankenbarbie, run miki run, I’ve finished packing my luggage see you, honey b, daddy's home puppy, - festa on ice 2010, ice dance, pointless lists, that would be a mullet, madame stéphane: fiercest tarts in town, rosy cheeked genius, conspiracy!!!!, no fuck no, haaaaaaalp, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, what decisions will be made?????????????, we are all plushy's hoes, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, emo shit; semi-live, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, straight as a rainbow, breaking news: gay people in ice skating, the kanye of figure skating, crazy eyes, sry sry sry..., it's pretty freaking sweet, boombox is hating stand back, hugging=third base, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, thank you it's lambiel, the rest of the olympics don't matter, ~~mao's strong tears~~, scott i seem to have wet my pants, the yunabomber, you oughta know, adam rippon, this is a disastuh, adsl, bromance r us, parlez-vous olympic, skating 101, i want to be a public relater in nyc, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxe, abchuleta should be rl, ~~beautiful canadian brave soul~~, like i'm not hating, get me a fucking brownie, incoming stan war, the mount rushmore of men's skatin son, don't let those boogers stop you, walk walk fashion baby, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, word to your mother, i love st%c%a9phane, fagsypants of the la fagsypantsies., michelle the hbic kwan, team slut approves, chilling with sienna @ chateau marmont, what's colder than dry ice? oksana, bey=daisuke johnny=gaga stephane=britney, meryl is a disney princess, swangoose 2016, all is terminated, - stars on ice, stéphane is prince charming irl, evan stans nickelback, ontd_skating 20%skating 20%unf 60%whales, time is fail, maybe it's the ass filling it, , the lambiel/joubert lovechild, yu-na kim, evan lysacek loves the ladies, joannie rochette, you beautiful monster, how you say it; a bro?, billy elliot of skating, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, i owe you an apology evan, where my evan toleraters at, what don't you fucking understand, use media!post tag=pourtant will cut u, fire & nice, brian jewbear, only facts live on wikipedia, mirai won silver at the lolympics, i'm a real fashion victim!!, notorious homosexuals, johnny weir, holy cross heart disease yeahhhh, really???, lol idek, magical space zebra with wings, charlie white/charlie's white's hair, jeremy = sunshine, a cheek where angels would happily dwell, evan loves wang, denis ten, unsheathe yourself, it's great feelings, with a spicy gay twist, i c, he's gonna make you cry he's so good, i was never her partner in any english, i suggest we help out own hobos 1st, johnny wuz robbed, mirai nagasu, i've watched skating since ice was inven, not even jesus could run on ice, spelling out "macho" in russian, why do you think he rocks them mullet, good luck baboo, umm..., skate faster we have reservations, plushenkohnotheydidnt, is he really that orange in person?, he does absolutely love his penis, what kind of icehole are you, she doesn't even go here, curling is not important right now, johnny weir rode a yak, illemaintenant: hero, japanelvis, the judges are on crack, this looks shopped, we don't want to be jeremy free, i am hungryyy give me a sausagee, jk no i'm not yes i am no i'm not yes i, min-jung kwak, you're welcome stockholm, grasping hearts w/ his chocolate abs, alexei whoregudin, we get it quack you like yu-na kim, platinum medal, just a normal kid with googly eyes, hot pink cigarette @ the end of its life, johnny weir/quatchi otp, i'm so confuse..., k whatever it's the truth., my friend vera & i, so hot out the box, yes we can, friends w/ friend of glambert, kristi y lifetime achievement award, blocked by an olympic gold medalist, grand prix, ontd_skating where dreams come true, ~the future of skating~, why is this post allowed? why?, favorites!post, tonya harding fails at life, where did her legs go? over her head, you've got a great sit spin, david archuleta's secret boyfriend, bb plushy, let me put my poems in you, what is peen, - stars on ice japan, now wang is his life, pchan gets a tag, pardonnez-moi, he can live off my money if he wants, we should run the isu, this ice has not been properly zambonied, evan's new fapping material, random idk, my sunshine & sh*t, lol women's skating idc, you korea i'm usa, the rainbows live on, orange mocha frappuccino, miraiden & merylbama otp, brb _skating fap party, ok driver please take me to the moon, your russian overlords, ontd_skating book club, infamy here we come, gay men love tanith, lol the biebs, lol scott is driving, you're a tacky ass bitch, gtfo stranger bitch, swan you bastard, wang's world, i don't give a rusty hoot, dai-sha fierce, yes it's a sport too, the kerrs, - kings on ice 2010, how could have this not happen?, lol i don't evan, plushenko, j_butt, skating and crying, icy heart shizuka, post or die, florent amodio is lovely, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, y'all don't understand what she's saying, je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche, ~skating fashion deathmatch!!!, rainbow lawn gnome, friending meme, what can bring you in a woman? feet, hurricaine katarina, how is this possible., jeremy ten: sweet like mangoes, vladimir + viacheslav = tru luv, jetlag hurts my feelings, orangeliness is next to broliness, hello soviet suprise package!, keep on broing, the similarities run deeper than that --, ryan bradley is a boss, do you even know how to skate, i don't tweet, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, why elizabeth hasselbeck why, super nice guy in person btw, ot4, wtf whales, brb cutting myself, people here is so weird in a good way, graceful like a swan, even ice dance, swangoose otp, cute but i wouldn't hit it, figure skating: our national sport, don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, whoring in nyc, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, you want chocolate? say something nice, - art on ice, as he undresses, picture of rugged american masculinity, not sure if want, it's almost orgasmic, lol domshabs, - stars on ice canada, i want your ugly, things will get better friend, speed skating is way lamer, holy shitballs, jermer brotp, virtue/moir, cuter than puppies & kittens in a basket, thnk u 4 ur time, you smell like a winner!, when you see it, quad squad, srs bsns, lock this post plz, taka-chan doesn't believe in sparkles, plushenko wins eurovision, quack is an awful person, the fourth wall is gone, they were really stinky!, trolling for dick, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, thin ice, cause it's voodoo, oda!, how could this happen to me, ship so hard, , tara lipinski is a moron, step aside home school, that was really clever for evan, I’m a dinosaur, nothing to do w/ obama but still coo, zebraswan tag!!!, the ice is blue? who knew~, you won gold? we didn't know, a carefree boy ready to kill everyone, you're not mulan you are but a mere hun, davis/white, mrs evan lysacek, russia/usa otp, thom yorke & plushy are sekrit bros, your infamous long boobs, hector = ontd_skating, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, nice try pat, not just a hot summer fling, what would brian boitano do, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, wat, how novel, stfu about tennis idgaf, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, not sure i get it but 4 for you i guess, the swisstuation, hot like mexico rejoice, the next oprah, love!post, i wish they were doing it on the ice, dat ass, my mom being a creeper, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, well at least he has stephane, he's the gay one, redundancy minister of redundancy, comic sans is a joke, damn usa what happened?, evan evan he's our name, chairman mao asada, thank you they're dior, shen/zhao = pairs otp, isu=unfree bitches, dude..., all hail brian orser, delich, just the tip bro, you're not dead, which i don't even know what that is, insane in the membrane, he makes old ladies weak at the knee, oic isu, bought an amazng tree today, evan + perez a match made in heave, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, I received your…S-H-I-N-E, i'm a busy guy, a big fuck you to the ioc, waste of handsomeness, her furious beast, lyosha 4ever, the night goes on as i'm fading away, fuck me it's good, dwts, diva bitch whore from hell, ambassador of all things good, keepin it old skool, figured out how to work the google, tomáš verner, possessed by the power of orange, i made my mistakes, what the dave, teaching some hussy how to skate, not-a-mod-post-but-kinda-idk, really jizzed about men's figure skating, wheeeeeeeeeee, village idiot, be good johnny weir, don't worry my sweet mongoose, i want my pink shirt back, hey brijou show me su eiffel tour, a dark and fabulous jedward, you lucky bitch, caress your face with my rays, and she is not a whore, nikolai mozorov: old, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, a nice evan tag, dancing on ice is satan, i don't even know who this guy is, i am the japanese cher & you can eat it, the dark hole of men's figureskating, not tl;dr more like not long enough, make love to me make love to the ice, javier fernández, oh plushy, why do you like him he sucks, illusion mesh fabric, i love screamers!!!

The Johnny and Evan saga (1999-2009)

nikibee wrote in ontd_skating Apr 28, 2010 02:39

In light of the retconned Johnny/Evan rivalry, here is an epic post of their history.

( Beware of huge post below )

evan lysaboutlikingchicks, yes we can, evan's new fapping material, mrs evan lysacek, damn usa what happened?, keepin it old skool, dude..., conspiracy!!!!, je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche, ship so hard, swangoose 2016, the dark hole of men's figureskating, even ice dance, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxe, swangoose otp, k whatever it's the truth.

Meet the prez

ballerynna wrote in ontd_skating Apr 21, 2010 14:45

FROM TANITH'S TWITTER

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figure skating: our national sport, the kanye of figure skating, don't worry my sweet mongoose, #jeremyabbottrockstar, srs bsns, gay men love tanith, russia/usa otp, swangoose 2016, even ice dance

EVAN HAS MORE PANTS PROBLEMS

eachpeach wrote in ontd_skating Apr 06, 2010 12:16

In an interview posted at teamusa.org, everyone's favorite bro discusses his music taste, DWTS, and his skating career. And pants.

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a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, thank you they're dior, a nice evan tag, don't worry my sweet mongoose, i'm whelmed right now, possessed by the power of orange, keep on broing, just the tip bro, delich, swangoose 2016, orange mocha frappuccino, swangoose otp, i'm a real fashion victim!!

TIME FOR PATRIOTISM

morganmalfoy wrote in ontd_skating Mar 30, 2010 21:18

Hey bbs, I don't want us to be all sad that we aren't in Russia, so instead I think we need to celebrate all the great things about American skaters (I would expand that to North American, but DNW PChan). I mean, if we were Russian, instead of LOLing at Orange Bro's brolarious dancing, we would just hate him and all be petting our Plushy dolls ( Read more... )

russia/usa otp, jeremy = sunshine, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, adam rippon, swangoose 2016, johnny weir

"He'll make himself pretty"

aurora_84 wrote in ontd_skating Mar 29, 2010 02:11

Your daily/weekly dose of Johnny-Evan videos:

- Johnny about their ~rivalry~ and DWTS:

Click to view

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmXGnw2z7q4)

- ( And behind the cut: two vid-bits from the '08 Nationals. (Btw, we should totally do a ontd_skating Nationals Rewatch, even if my heart breaks for Johnny every time.) )

lol i don't evan, is he really that orange in person?, keep on broing, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, swangoose 2016, johnny weir

mad libs and other various lolz

jaimeuesuzu wrote in ontd_skating Mar 21, 2010 02:51

OKAY SO
MY SPRING BREAK IS ENDING AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCK AROUND WITH YOU GUYS AS MUCH. :[
So I'm gonna post some stuff and things.

My boyfriend was playing with a drabble generator and got some amazingly lulzy results, as to be expected.

Example:
"See?" Johnny said and showed Evan the scar from the quad on his butt. Then he kissed Evan and ( Read more... )

evan's new fapping material, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, swangoose 2016